Wouldn't it be really fun if you could like, drape over a lion's mane and then bury your face into it? It would be so fluffy if it was maintained properly...

[ Going to the zoo and doing that would be a much safer bet, but that would take away the entire point of doing it in the first place. ]

Are you free to talk about what happened on the ship? I want to hear about your experiences.

[ Show him your story-telling prowess. ]